Ben Aitken

So, I was messing around the other night with that guitar riff I made up for the Organic Farming video, and this happened. Click the link, and enjoy!
The link.

Also, I have no idea when the next episode is coming out, sorry!

It’s Halloween Today! So, throw on your best PSY costume and hit the streets for some free candy! Courtesy of everyone who’s too old to go trick or treating. Poor guys. Some of them still dress up though. To them I say, cool man.

Anyway, all you kids be good and don’t break any windows. Also, don’t steal all your parents eggs and toilet paper. Buy your own, OKAY? That stuff is expensive.
hahaha, oh my goodness: I just had this crazy epiphany. I am not funny AT ALL. Ha! Y’all have a nice day ! :’)

“What” ain’t no country I ever heard of. They speak English in “what”?

Good evening fans, family, friends, co-workers, and other humans.
Usually I’m not that serious when it comes to.. well anything really, BUT, what I’m about to talk about is pretty serious. The next episode of N3xt TV is coming out around Halloween, and let’s just say.. you should make sure you’re not wearing your best pants, cause they will probably get peed all over. Also, duly noted that you should not watch while your girlfriend is around:
1) Because she’ll know you watch n3xt TV,
and 2) I think I already mentioned the peeing your pants thing. You might poop them too.

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Not recommended for person(s) with heart conditions, anxiety problems, pregnant women, and children that cry a lot and tick everyone off cause they’re like 12 and shouldn’t be crying anymore.

Hello everybody.
There are many reasons why you could be reading this right now.
1) There was some link on facebook posted by N3xt Tv telling you to read this, and now you regret clicking this link and are about to leave.
2) You know me, and want to find new and exciting ways to laugh at me when I’m not around.
3) You watched N3xt Tv and thought to yourself,
“Wow, this show is both fun and educational. I think I’ll spend my valuable time reading that guy’s blog.”
4) You actually wanted to learn a rhyme for Orange.
Door Hinge. It rhymes. Go tell your friends.
5) You are my employer and want to make sure I keep things clean, diplomatic and on topic.

Well for whatever reason, fate brought you here, so you may as well stay.

For anyone who has seen the “Robots Among Us” segments, you may not know, but it is I who has to put on that heavy, jagged suit and hop around for your sick, twisted amusement. If you’ve ever wondered what amazing contraptions are in there to keep that actor cool and comfortable, there are none. The inside of that suit is a sad, sweaty, dark place. I feel as though my senses are completely cut off. I can’t see, I can barely hear, I cant bend my legs, my hips.. I can’t scratch my face.. And all for hours at a time. Endless hours of pain and torture. There’s sharp, merciless nails sticking in through the plastic, digging into my back.. And on top of that, trying to portray a character whilst enduring such discomfort..
Naaaaaahh it’s not that bad.
Have a nice day everybody.

Alright, so to all my devoted fans and followers, to which are many, I would firstly like to apologize for not blogging in a super-dooper long time. I’m super-d00per sorry. dooper.
Secondly, I don’t have a second thing. Sorry. I didn’t think my wording in that first sentence through. But, as I sometimes say,

YOLO NO REGRETz.

I truly believe that.

Those words of wisdom have got me through some tough times, and now I pass them on to you.
You should feel super-dOOOper humbled right now.

dooper.

Okay so now on to the blogging part of this blog- the part of the blog where I get all serious and tell you something personal about myself that relates to n3xt tv. WELL THEN, As you have all probably noticed from my Busker Ben segments, I play guitar. I’ve been playing for a little over two years now and I absolutely Love it. Little do you all know, I’m actually a music fanatic. It’s all I do in my spare time. Listen, write, compose… you name it. I’ve been playing piano since I was 3 or so, and ever since then music has been one of my main interests.

Anyway, I’m boring you. How can I tell? Because I wouldn’t even read this. You’ve all probably left to watch videos of cats or something.. I hear those are pretty popular nowadays.

If you’re still here though – Here’s a vid of a something I composed in FL studio when I was 15. Enjoy.

Spongebob Squarepants you say? You’d think so, but you’d be wrong. It’s the Koreans. See, sea pineapple is actually an edible sea squirt consumed primarily in Korea. It’s usually eaten raw as a hoe, and is rarely enjoyed. However, a hoe definitely can’t top what they do in Japan – they usually just cut it open, rip out it’s internal organs and cover it in vinegar. Mmmmmmmmm doggyyy! And if that hasn’t got your stomach rumbling and legs quivering for more, here’s what it looks like!

You’re probably wondering to yourself “What does this have to do with anything?..” Well to answer your question, absolutely nothing. But the more you know, the better. So try expanding your mind and trying new things! Like sea pineapple… Seriously, eat it. Everyone will think you’re really cool, and we’ll let you sit in the back of the bus with us.

Soo, hey, welcome tpumP. (spell correct literally just corrected “welcomeguys” to “tpumP”, so I decided to keep it…) So, the first thing you need to understand while reading these posts is that I am typing with my iPad right now using a program provided to me by my employer, and it has teh most ANNOYING spell corrector in the history of all spell corrector thingys. Hopefully this will run a lot smoother once me and this program become more acquainted..
Stay tuned for more posts and stuff!